Virtual Flaneurism

You could replace these games with original Picassos and I would be less offended.

Yo, yo, some new Beyonce JUST leaked. It's better than "Girls Run the World", but still nothing fabulous. B's ballads are never my favorite.

1+1 - Beyoncé by HDMI44

Apologies for not posting so much lately. My summer job just began, and it seems like every time I get some time to just sit, I'm nowhere near the internet. Not to mention the internet itself has been a massive fail lately -- what you've been getting is the cream of a not so bumper crop.

This was one of the posts I lost, and it's too good to not repost:

Harry: I think both of us — he’s definitely got more brains than me — we’ve established that from school. But when it comes to all that I’m much better hands on-
William: I’ve got all the brains and looks as well, obviously.
Harry: And the baldness.
Interviewer: [pause] Did you just have a dig at his baldness?
William: [laughs] Several digs in there.
Harry: What, sorry?! His baldness? No.
William: Pretty rich coming from a ginger so I’m quite happy to let go of this one—
Harry: Well, ah … [points his finger at the interviewer]
William: But he’s a good-looking ginger so it’s all right.

— Associated Press

Let's just drop all the oldies at once:

This song is all my fifth grade roller skating parties, rolled into one.

This guy was in Bridesmaids, which I saw last night. Was crying in the theater, I was laughing so hard. GO SEE IT.

Aww, puppy Cerberus.